I hope someone is entertained by these. Otherwise you can just skip em. Season 4 episode 2:

[edit] – also pared down. Also, I’ve noticed about 90% of my comments are about Ben, Dan, and Desmond ONLY. So my recaps of this show would be totally weird.

Me: (1:47:50 AM) rousseaus your fave?
Me: (1:47:58 AM) its seriously all ben and juliet for me
Swinner: (1:49:10 AM) well i like what i cant have
Me: (1:49:20 AM) haha
Swinner: (1:49:23 AM) so she’ll be my fave until they tell me all the information i wanna know
Swinner: (1:49:30 AM) and then i’ll be bored of her
Me: (1:49:36 AM) i think i need some booze
Swinner: (1:49:38 AM) and go back to lusting after juliet
Swinner: (1:49:42 AM) BOOOOOOZE
Me: (1:49:42 AM) well thats why they neevr tell you shit on this show

Me: (1:50:31 AM) okay theyre drinking on the show
Me: (1:50:37 AM) so that makes it okay for me to go get booze
Me: (1:50:40 AM) brb
Swinner: (1:51:51 AM) i like your logic
Me: (1:55:01 AM) good things jacks a big ol boozehound
Me: (1:55:06 AM) first thing hes done for me today

Me: (2:02:01 AM) Ben: I need a favor
Me: (2:02:10 AM) Rousseau: are you …. fucking KIDDING me??????
Me: (2:02:15 AM) ::hits him some more::
Me: (2:35:03 AM) being drunk makes this show a lot mroe tolerable
…..
Me: (2:38:59 AM) sorry im drunk
Me: (2:39:03 AM) i like to psychoanalyze
Swinner: (2:39:06 AM) no worries, alcohol improves everything
Me: (2:40:15 AM) wait, kate is the ONLY one who went with jack?
Me: (2:40:18 AM) thats hilarious
Me: (2:41:54 AM) mmmmmmmmmmmbooze
Me: (2:42:01 AM) aw man i really underestimated how much booze was in this
Me: (2:42:09 AM) soju is bad lliek that
Me: (2:42:15 AM) it doesnt taste like alcohol
Me: (2:42:21 AM) so youre like  – ill just put more in!
Me: (2:42:27 AM) and then you get WASTED
Me: (2:42:45 AM) i would pay good money to see ben drunk
Me: (2:42:48 AM) i bet thats fucking hilarious
Me: (2:43:02 AM) screw jack – give ben the drinking problem
Swinner: (2:46:13 AM) hahahahaha
Swinner: (2:46:18 AM) predictions for season 6
Me: (2:47:03 AM) its a good thing im not recapping this
Me: (2:47:05 AM) im too drunk

Me: (2:49:00 AM) OMG DANIEL FARADAY
Me: (2:49:03 AM) hahahahah
Me: (2:49:37 AM) awwwww he has a tie
Me: (2:49:39 AM) i love him alrady

Me: (2:51:53 AM) im laughing at lockes bald head
Me: (2:51:55 AM) i am totally drunk

Swinner: (2:53:07 AM) poor baby
Swinner: (2:53:13 AM) nothing ever goes his way, does it
Me: (2:53:18 AM) seriously
Me: (2:53:24 AM) well nthing ever really goes anyonees way on this show
Me: (2:53:28 AM) its a lose lose siuatin
Swinner: (2:53:43 AM) he ferries a hottie over just for him, only to have her go and fall for the psychiatrist’s husband
Me: (2:53:55 AM) lmao
Me: (2:54:07 AM) okay im super n love with dan right now
Swinner: (2:54:12 AM) he steals a baby, only to have her crazy mom hunt him for 16 years
Me: (2:54:15 AM) he is officially the biggest nerd onthe island
Swinner: (2:54:17 AM) and then some stuff i’m not gonna tell you
Swinner: (2:54:31 AM) oh yeah he totally is
Swinner: (2:54:37 AM) i kind of love him more than desmond, not gonna lie
Swinner: (2:54:43 AM) i wanna be a part of their supernerd team
Swinner: (2:54:52 AM) and time travel with them
Swinner: (2:55:25 AM) also his mom IS AWESOME

Me: (2:56:31 AM) i promise if i ever shot you itd only be through where your kidney wasnt
Swinner: (2:56:33 AM) i think it’s the cliffhanger
Swinner: (2:56:41 AM) thanks, pal
Me: (2:56:50 AM) dear daniel, i love you a lot
Me: (2:56:57 AM) if you fall down in this scene i will only love you more
Swinner: (2:56:59 AM) i wanna have his nerd babies

Swinner: (3:03:01 AM) in other news, i’m wearing batman PJs

Me: (3:06:05 AM) haaaaaaaaahahha i love dan
Me: (3:06:12 AM) also nice farad reference
Me: (3:07:03 AM) “Faraday studied the magnetic field around a conductor carrying a DC electric current, and established the basis for the magnetic field concept in physics. He discovered electromagnetic induction, diamagnetism, and laws of electrolysis. He established that magnetism could affect rays of light and that there was an underlying relationship between the two phenomena.”
Me: (3:07:28 AM) aka, the line he just said about light refracting weird on the Island
Swinner: (3:09:45 AM) loolz
Swinner: (3:09:56 AM) way to use wikipedia, abc writers

Me: (3:13:24 AM) SUCH
Me: (3:13:26 AM) BAD
Me: (3:13:27 AM) ACTING
Me: (3:13:32 AM) fuck all these people
Swinner: (3:13:35 AM) by… everyone?
Me: (3:13:49 AM) by this chck from the helicopter
Me: (3:13:59 AM) i hope she dies
[I left this in, not because it's particularly funny, but because apparently it is me and Swinner summarized in a few sentences, according to Kit.]

Me: (3:14:11 AM) also they totally need to name a character Ada Lovelace
Me: (3:14:17 AM) because its prnoucned “loveless”
Me: (3:14:20 AM) and thats kinda awesome
Swinner: (3:15:05 AM) katharine hepburn played a character named eva lovelace once
Swinner: (3:15:10 AM) AND WON AN OSCAR, BITCHES
Me: (3:15:14 AM) hahaha

Swinner: (3:15:54 AM) wait are you talking about the redhead now?
Me: (3:16:00 AM) no the pastyfaced bonde
Swinner: (3:16:10 AM) there’s a blonde!?
Swinner: (3:16:12 AM) I HATE THIS SHOW
Swinner: (3:16:19 AM) SO MANY CHARACTERS AND THEY’RE ALL SO SHITTY
Me: (3:16:26 AM) heres the redhead
Swinner: (3:16:36 AM) no they all suck
Me: (3:16:43 AM) oh wait shes a pastyfaced redhead
Me: (3:16:46 AM) ew
Me: (3:16:48 AM) shes so ugly
Swinner: (3:16:57 AM) that redheads gonna fight juliet, though.  so you get to hear her sexy fight noises, which makes everything worth it.

Me: (3:16:59 AM) i officially hate everyone exept dan and ben

Me: (3:23:16 AM) HAAAAAA
Me: (3:23:28 AM) charlottes totally dead
Me: (3:23:36 AM) and ben is getting beat up yet again
Me: (3:23:42 AM) awww she had a bulletproof vest
Me: (3:23:47 AM) FUCKING CHARLOTTE
Swinner: (3:23:50 AM) as per usjj
Me: (3:23:54 AM) i know right

Me: (3:26:15 AM) i love how naomi can have flashbacks even though shes dead
Swinner: (3:26:35 AM) IT’S LOST
Swinner: (3:26:38 AM) NOTHING MAKES SENSE

Me: (3:28:53 AM) and hes getting beat up AGAIN
Me: (3:29:14 AM) also charlottes a douchebag
Swinner: (3:29:20 AM) i hate her
Swinner: (3:29:22 AM) with a fiery passion
Swinner: (3:29:28 AM) more than i hate jack or kate
Swinner: (3:29:55 AM) now i’m watching danielle fucking clock ben

Swinner: (3:29:57 AM) SO GOOD
Me: (3:32:33 AM) should i watch another ep?
Me: (3:32:47 AM) yes
Swinner: (3:32:52 AM) hahaha
Swinner: (3:32:55 AM) should you drink more?
Swinner: (3:32:56 AM) also yes

Swinner: (3:34:20 AM) my favorite thing about danielle is that she must have been like, “i’ve been here for 16 years…
Swinner: (3:34:21 AM) FUCK
Swinner: (3:34:23 AM) BRAS”