I think it sort of speaks for itself. I may post any othersthat seem potentially entertaining. Season 3 finale:

[edit] – trimmed this down to the best stuff to make it slightly less cumbersome

Me: (1:00:05 AM) god jack, you are SUCH A BAD ACTOR
Me: (1:00:16 AM) he looks like someone playing a bad actor
Me: (1:00:19 AM) except its just him
Swinner: (1:00:30 AM) hahahahahha
Swinner: (1:00:33 AM) excellent observation

Me: (1:05:49 AM) HI BEN
Me: (1:06:17 AM) i think ben brushes his hair with like, hedgehogs

Me: (1:06:45 AM) i heart xena and gabrielle down here in the bathysphere
Me: (1:07:50 AM) HOLY SHIT DESMONDS GOT A HARPOON GUN
Me: (1:07:55 AM) sorry i am so distracted
Me: (1:08:01 AM) shooting is happening
Swinner: (1:08:12 AM) why were you talking about xena and gabrielle?
Me: (1:08:25 AM) because the two chicks in the lookingglass station
Me: (1:08:28 AM) one has brown short hair
Me: (1:08:34 AM) and the other one is blonde with gabrielle bangs
Me: (1:08:38 AM) also theyre totally jauning it
Swinner: (1:08:42 AM) HAHAHA
Swinner: (1:08:44 AM) OH YEAH
Swinner: (1:08:44 AM) OMG
Swinner: (1:08:47 AM) youre a genius
Me: (1:08:51 AM) because what the fuck else do you do when ben locks you in a fucking submarine forever?
Me: (1:09:13 AM) hahahahahha
Me: (1:09:16 AM) everyones so scared of ben
Me: (1:09:23 AM) and ben doesnt even really look like he knows where he is right now
Me: (1:09:28 AM) he looks like a crazy hobo
Me: (1:09:32 AM) OMG I HAVE THAT BAG
Swinner: (1:09:40 AM) HAHAHAHAHA
Me: (1:10:43 AM) WHY ARE WE THE SAME PERSON

Swinner: (1:14:53 AM) i have no idea what it’s actually about

Swinner: (1:15:07 AM) i spent the entire trailer yelling “IT’S THE BORG QUEEN.  MOM LOOK.  THE BORG QUEEN.”
Me: (1:15:14 AM) i …. dont think ben ever blinks
Me: (1:15:15 AM) like
Me: (1:15:16 AM) ever
Swinner: (1:15:20 AM) he’s like lecter
Swinner: (1:15:28 AM) lecter never blinks
Swinner: (1:15:33 AM) thereby making him scary as shit

Me: (1:25:05 AM) OMG HURLEY
Me: (1:25:09 AM) I FORGOT THIS PART
Swinner: (1:25:14 AM) what
Swinner: (1:25:20 AM) i cant see it
Swinner: (1:25:24 AM) you have to tell me
Me: (1:25:27 AM) hurley is fucking hitting people with a car
Swinner: (1:25:32 AM) HAHAHA YES
Me: (1:25:42 AM) BULLETPROOF HIPPIE BUS
Swinner: (1:25:52 AM) indeed

Me: (1:30:22 AM) im just fastforwarding through the flashbacks
Swinner: (1:30:45 AM) good for you
Swinner: (1:30:53 AM) those writers can suck it
Me: (1:31:45 AM) hahaha
Me: (1:31:56 AM) Ben’s all, “awwww, you guys think you won. That’s /adorable/.”

Me: (1:34:31 AM) i keep expecting charlie to be all
Me: (1:34:36 AM) this is charlie! charlie pace!
Me: (1:34:43 AM) you may remember me as the bassist from driveshaft!
Swinner: (1:34:46 AM) you know my song?
Me: (1:34:52 AM) HAHAHA YES
Swinner: (1:34:55 AM) you allll everyboddyyy

Swinner: (1:35:34 AM) you should stop writing actual sentences in your recaps.  screw that twop shit.
Swinner: (1:35:43 AM) just copy and paste these convos with me into your blog
Me: (1:35:46 AM) lol itll just be this
Me: (1:35:48 AM) and timestamps
Swinner: (1:35:52 AM) exactly

Me: (1:39:06 AM) shes speaking french
Me: (1:39:11 AM) its kinda turning me on
Me: (1:39:20 AM) because apparently i am gomez adams
Swinner: (1:39:26 AM) who, danielle?
Me: (1:39:31 AM) ouais
Swinner: (1:39:38 AM) SHE IS SEXY
Swinner: (1:39:58 AM) i rented a fucking yugoslavian movie just so i could see her sexy ass in 1985
Me: (1:40:05 AM) you are so weird
Swinner: (1:40:11 AM) i know
Swinner: (1:40:19 AM) also she was on babylon 5
Me: (1:40:20 AM) god ben’s eyes are terrifying
Swinner: (1:40:27 AM) which makes her automatically cool, in the nerd book
Me: (1:40:32 AM) JACK DONT GO
Me: (1:40:35 AM) BEN LOVES YOU
Me: (1:40:41 AM) HE JUST WANTS YOU TO STAY
Swinner: (1:40:46 AM) lol
Me: (1:40:53 AM) AND EAT HIS HAMMMMMMM
Swinner: (1:40:58 AM) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: (1:41:55 AM) danielle just fucking backhanded ben into unconcsiousness
Me: (1:42:02 AM) that was a serious bitchslap
Swinner: (1:42:42 AM) i
Swinner: (1:42:43 AM) love
Swinner: (1:42:43 AM) her
Swinner: (1:42:57 AM) seriously, she is actually my favorite character on the entire show
Swinner: (1:43:11 AM) also i firmly believe she is the most wasted character
Swinner: (1:43:15 AM) GIVE HER A FUCKING BACKSTORY ALREADY
Swinner: (1:43:18 AM) PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW
Me: (1:43:20 AM) um totally
Me: (1:43:55 AM) oh man, you are all so fucked
Me: (1:46:25 AM) yayyyyy on to season 4

2 Comments

  1. My love for you guys knows no bounds. Also, I myself sort of brushed my hair with a hedgehog the other day. By which I mean he was on my shoulder, getting tangled in my hair.

  2. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hedgehog. What’s his name?


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