highlights from the Other Woman and Man Behind the Curtain (we were in a Others kinda mood):
Me (11:28:28 PM): but yeah, i wanted the stuff where im screaming about daniel faraday
Me (11:28:37 PM): so i can post it
Me (11:29:02 PM): imunna cut all the obviously unpostable stuff
Me (11:29:49 PM): i cant post 35 pages of me being drunk and caps-locky
Swinner (11:29:57 PM): i think you can
Swinner (11:30:00 PM): who’s gonna stop you?
Me (11:30:13 PM): lmao
Me (11:30:18 PM): the intarnet polees
Me (11:40:40 PM): also i do actually have bens bag
Me (11:40:45 PM): mines slightly, slightly different
Me (11:40:53 PM): but i do have a canvas and leather over the shoulder bag
Me (11:40:57 PM): in the exact same color
Me (11:41:00 PM): in my closet right now
Swinner (11:41:17 PM): i believe you
Swinner (11:41:27 PM): you guys are twinsies
Swinner (11:41:33 PM): except i’m the one stalking juliet
Swinner (11:41:41 PM): that’s the only difference here
Me (11:47:40 PM): also i totally saw juliet and charlotte bitchfight
Me (11:47:45 PM): and dan being all, im going to ignore this
Me (11:47:54 PM): and continue trying to prevent us all from being killed
Swinner (11:48:04 PM): and studiously save the island while they make sex noises behind him
Me (11:48:06 PM): everyone on that island is lucky it was him, and no other male
Swinner (11:48:14 PM): so true
Me (11:48:17 PM): because NO ONE would be able to concentrate on the computer
Me (11:48:20 PM): except him
Swinner (11:48:57 PM): also wasn’t there a gun? i’d be distracted worrying about getting shot in the fucking head
Swinner (11:56:56 PM): i love this episode… it’s all about juliet
Me (11:57:13 PM): about how juliets a ho
Me (11:57:18 PM): also, HAM
Swinner (11:57:22 PM): HAHA YES
Swinner (11:57:27 PM): mmm ham
Me (12:09:04 AM): ben youre such a creepster
Me (12:09:07 AM): whats with the dolls?
Swinner (12:09:25 AM): it adds to the creepiness, DUH
Me (12:10:02 AM): hahahah locke
Me (12:10:07 AM): hes like something out of shakespeare
Me (12:10:12 AM): I GOT MA DEAD PAPPY ON ME BACK
Me (12:10:24 AM): bens like IT WAS A METAPHOR
Me (12:10:40 AM): YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO KILL ANYONE
Me (12:10:42 AM): WTF LOCKE
Swinner (12:10:56 AM): bahahahaaaa
Me (12:11:12 AM): “I know I promised to tell you everything John….
Me (12:11:16 AM): “i say a lot of crazy things”
Me (12:11:23 AM): “i told richard that shirt looked good on him”
Me (12:11:26 AM): “but you know what?”
Me (12:11:28 AM): “THAT WAS A LIE TOO”
Swinner (12:11:30 AM): ok… kate’s tracking skills? i have such a hard time believing them.
Me (12:11:35 AM): I KNWO RIGHT WTF
Swinner (12:11:39 AM): she’s all, “i used to go hiking in the woods with my dad”
Me (12:11:44 AM): what
Me (12:11:45 AM): tha
Me (12:11:45 AM): fuck
Swinner (12:11:54 AM): and i’m like, “THAT DOESN’T FUCKING MAKE YOU A BLOODHOUND OR AN INDIAN GUIDE.”
Me (12:14:32 AM): omg hippies
Me (12:14:35 AM): its like here
Me (12:14:42 AM): but with fewer psychadelic lights
Swinner (12:14:56 AM): HAAAAAAAM
Me (12:15:00 AM): lmfao
Me (12:15:05 AM): this show has ruined ham for me
Me (12:15:10 AM): im gonna laugh every time i see it now
Swinner (12:15:11 AM): it’s the way to any woman’s heart
Me (12:15:29 AM): high frequency sonar wont kill people
Me (12:15:31 AM): low frequency
Me (12:15:37 AM): is the one that liquifies your guts
Swinner (12:16:29 AM): good to know
Swinner (12:16:31 AM): thanks
Me (12:16:34 AM): lol
Me (12:16:39 AM): it resonates with your bones
Me (12:16:43 AM): microwaves resonate with your organs
Me (12:16:46 AM): and kill you way faster
Me (12:16:55 AM): ….physics is kind of a creepy class sometimes
Me (12:38:11 AM): SAY HI TO MY INVISIBLE FRIEND
Swinner (12:38:17 AM): hahaha
Me (12:38:22 AM): HES SITTING RIGHT HERE
Me (12:38:51 AM): not even his imaginary friend likes him
Swinner (12:39:20 AM): you like him
Me (12:39:28 AM): hahaha
Me (12:39:37 AM): lockes trying to decide if hes insane or just a douchebag
Swinner (12:39:52 AM): locke and i have that in common
Swinner (12:46:03 AM): i wanna watch the episode of the x-files he’s in
Swinner (12:46:04 AM): right now
Swinner (12:46:08 AM): BUT I SHOULD BE SLEEPING
Me (12:46:15 AM): lol sorry
Me (12:46:16 AM): nearly over
Me (12:46:19 AM): gassin the hippies
