I think it sort of speaks for itself. I may post any othersthat seem potentially entertaining. Season 3 finale:

[edit] – trimmed this down to the best stuff to make it slightly less cumbersome

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I feel like I haven’t been writing much funny stuff this episode, but now I’m all sucked into it – only the shitty episodes are any fun to recap. Sorry! Read More »

We open on a couple sleeping, so I guess this episode is also fulfilling the promises made in the title. There’s a thump, and they wake up. “Someone’s in the living room,” the wife whispers. The husband asks if she’s going to go have a look and she makes this noise at him like YOU’RE the dude, dude! Spiders in the bathtub and prowlers in the living room are YOUR responsibility! Hubby sighs and grabs a cricket bat from under the bed, because apparently he thinks there are zombies in the living room. Although that would be awesome. Read More »

Talk about an episode that delivers on the title. So, I was so busy patting myself on the back in the first half of this recap for making an actual Buffy reference that I failed entirely to notice the fact that it was a DELIBERATE Buffy reference on the part of the writing staff because the guy who plays John Hart also played Spike on Buffy. I apologize, because despite several enthusiastic attempts by various friends to get me hooked on Whedon’s shows, like killing Jack or trying to get Hart to stop drinking, it just never really took. Read More »

Torchwood episode 2×01: kiss kiss bang bang

We now interrupt your classic Who already in progress. Why? Because frankly, I love Four to death (and even past that), but these old episodes are boring me to tears. So we’re heading back to Cardiff for a bit to hang out with some characters who have a much better chance of getting laid. Season Two …. starts now!
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The Armageddon Factor

Okay, the very last episode of the Key to Time and holy cow, it’s a six-parter. Here goes nothing.

Part 1

The episode so big it requires two writers, Bob Baker and Dave Martin. We start off innocently enough, since Four seems to be watching his afternoon soaps. Amazingly cheesy piano music plays as a young couple in shiny shiny plastic clothes hold each other on a balcony and she begs him not to go. He tells her that he loves her, but that he has a greater love – for young men. No wait, that young men are dying for. Captain Jack? Oh, there’s a war on. Whatever. Read More »

wrapped up here in nice, linky form:

1×01 -Everything Changes (part 1) (part 2)

1×02 -Day One (part 1) (part 2)

1×03 -Ghost Machine (part 1) (part 2)

1×04 -Cyberwoman (part 1) (part 2)

1×05 -Small Worlds (part 1) (part 2)

1×06 -Countrycide (part 1) (part 2)

1×07 -Greeks Bearing Gifts (part 1) (part 2)

1×08 -They Keep Killing Suzie (part 1) (part 2)

1×09 -Random Shoes (part 1)

1×10 -Out of Time (part 1)

1×11 – Combat (part 1) (part 2)

1×12 – Captain Jack Harkness (part 1) (part 2)

1×13 – End of Days (part 1) (part 2)

man that looks like a lot written out like that. Season Two will probably start after I finished Key to Time and possibly some other random classic episodes.

a quick google check will get you a guy named Matt Smith (how generic a name can we get, eh). In any case, Eleven won’t be showing up until 2010, so start getting excited!

part 3
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episode 4 – androids of tara

part 1
Key to Time makes its triumphant return! Written by David Fisher! Played on my computer on my crappy DVD player, so bear with me! We zoom in on the TARDIS console doing its rather naughty thing, then pan down to where Four and K9 are playing chess on the floor. Four has one end of his scarf draped over K9’s neck. Dawww. Read More »